X-mas is upon us and yes i said x-mas and no i don’t mean Christmas. I love x-mas. I love all the pretty lights, presents, the peanuts gang, Santa, reindeer, pie, pine trees, and being with my most loved friends and family, and also pie. What i don’t like about x-mas is the fact that everybody thinks the amount of money you spend on a gift equals how much you love them, and also zombies. so everyone this year for x-mas hold your loved ones close eat some pie and instead of spending money on presents pool your money together to buy necessary items for zombie armageddon. Ive had my stuff for years so I’m gonna by my girlfriend an iphone.

Take care and if you celebrate any other crazy holidays besides x-mas like quanza, or festivas you should prepare too

Merry x-mas and a happy new year (hopefully)

JohnJ

Check it, Last night me (Endless Mike) and D-day rolled on over to Tampa for Ihop and Chelsea Tobey. When we pulled up these cats in the parking lot were trippin and then later when we were with C they tried to holla but got blocked. When Tobey was away D-day and I stepped over to these cats and curb stomped those motherfuckers. Then we rolled those bitches for about two fitty. All the while they was like “I got molested by my moms and thats why i act towards women the way I do.” This made us feel bad so we bought them niggas pancakes. Afterwards they went right back to bussin though so we capped the lot of them and left them stinkin in the street, bleeding love. I called 5-0 because I didnt want the meat of these dead niggas ruining shit for Ihop and their customers.  I was clutchin’ my nut sack the whole time and hopin that somewhere them poor dead mothafuckas moms was out gettin sliced up by a pimp for all the bad things she did to her kids. Dumb Bitch. Peace.

-Endless Mike

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If you’re in local to the Tampa Bay area and want to be in a movie, check this out:

AUDITION NOTICE

The Film Factory

Casting for upcoming project to be submitted for the St. Petersburg Film Festival

Auditions will be held at the West Coast Players Theatre

21905 US 19 N
Clearwater
(In the Clearwater 19 Commerce Center)

Dates: Saturday November 15 – 10 AM (or by appointment)

ROLES AVAILABLE

Sonny: 30s scruffy, gigolo-manner, rough, self-involved, has a tumultuous, heated relationship with wife, Delores. He’s edgy, expresses resentment, blue-collar type.

Delores: 30s, stay at home wife of Sonny. Argumentative, very loud, pushy, demanding. She’s fed up with Sonny at this point. Transplanted Bronx attitude.

Gloria: late 20s early 30s, innocent, risk-taker, a little shy, adventurous, simple. Not the prom-queen but pretty. She has a beautiful spirit about her. An innate sweetness.

Elsie: 20s, tall, thin, has a quality that is eye-catching, but not in a super model way, Just something that is attractive. (no dialogue planned, mostly presence.)

Military Officer (Chinese, Cuban, Columbian, etc.): late 30s-40s air of leadership, very official (no dialogue planned, mostly presence.) Chinese should be clean cut.  All others can be clean cut but scruffy and bearded is desired.

Also looking for 6-8 Extras

For more information on location or scheduling conflicts, contact:

Alan Mohney Jr. / 727-224-2192 / wcplayers@gmail.com

Here is how someone feels about Sara Palin please go vote tomorrow and make a difference. If you have a doubt about how your taxes are going to be affected please visit both candidates web sites and do the research for yourself. Dont believe what you hear in any t.v commercials.

The video above if for you to laugh at but I want to stress the need for new foreign policy. Too many have died in the past 8 years because of bushes foreign policy and i think its time for a new one.

thanks guys

JohnJ-

Jayson from Stockton was kind enough to notice Stuey B was black, and emulated an Obama promo piece for us. Thanks, Jayson! Something Planet ‘08!!!!!!

Update: Jayson did another for us!

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We found this in our hatemail e-mail box, which is: hatemail@somethingplanet.com

Enjoy, it appears to be John J, Endless Mike, and Corporate Jerod as robots, and rainbowy.