X-mas is upon us and yes i said x-mas and no i don’t mean Christmas. I love x-mas. I love all the pretty lights, presents, the peanuts gang, Santa, reindeer, pie, pine trees, and being with my most loved friends and family, and also pie. What i don’t like about x-mas is the fact that everybody thinks the amount of money you spend on a gift equals how much you love them, and also zombies. so everyone this year for x-mas hold your loved ones close eat some pie and instead of spending money on presents pool your money together to buy necessary items for zombie armageddon. Ive had my stuff for years so I’m gonna by my girlfriend an iphone.

Take care and if you celebrate any other crazy holidays besides x-mas like quanza, or festivas you should prepare too

Merry x-mas and a happy new year (hopefully)

JohnJ

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