Rise of Saturn was in studio this week gracing us with their presence (the bass player wasn’t there, but he’s kind of a jerk anyway. jk, Ivan!)

Coincidentally, all members of Something Planet were wearing t-shirts promoting Mohawk Bomb Records bands, and it was totally unplanned.

And finally on mysteriousnesses we talked about ZOMBIES.

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All parents should watch this and buy your kids an x box right away.

Are Violent Video Games Preparing Kids For The Apocalypse?

Stuey B and John J got into a fight before the show this week, and Endless Mike turned into a human mood ring, almost crying over their shouting match.

We revisited Shadow People and we all had trouble sleeping later on (no joke).

We also had some really good questions sent in this week, so take a listen.

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Our guest this week was Tommy Simms from Automatic Loveletter! He played some of his own beautiful original music , and we had a great time.

We went to Next Big Thing and met Flogging Molly, and also saw Soulfound, Trace of Day, and Drew Street Mary at a rock show last Saturday. They all rocked the house down, and Endless Mike showed his appreciation by drunkenly fist-pumping wildly into the air for a good two hours.

Mysteriousnesses this week dealt with Atlantis (the mythical island-state, not the gay/lesbian cruise line)!

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X-mas is upon us and yes i said x-mas and no i don’t mean Christmas. I love x-mas. I love all the pretty lights, presents, the peanuts gang, Santa, reindeer, pie, pine trees, and being with my most loved friends and family, and also pie. What i don’t like about x-mas is the fact that everybody thinks the amount of money you spend on a gift equals how much you love them, and also zombies. so everyone this year for x-mas hold your loved ones close eat some pie and instead of spending money on presents pool your money together to buy necessary items for zombie armageddon. Ive had my stuff for years so I’m gonna by my girlfriend an iphone.

Take care and if you celebrate any other crazy holidays besides x-mas like quanza, or festivas you should prepare too

Merry x-mas and a happy new year (hopefully)

JohnJ

Or is it Turbobrick? I have no idea, but it’s Stuart’s male porn nickname.

Funny show today: people calling back from the dead, sex toy parties, broken scooters (what do you mean broken scooter?), and more!

Some great bands for you this week: Eli “Paperboy” Reed, Badda Skat, Tres Bien, and Win Win Winter… and a little nugget of fun for you at the VERY end of the show (after the 4th song). Enjoy!

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George W is the man we need in office during this time of zombie crisis.

I have a few minutes to write this. Im doing it because it might be important in the future. Maybe a hundred years from now someone will read my accounts in a history book.

Its been three days since the first zombie attacks. Right now were hold up in my office building. That is me (Mike Lance), John, David, Stuart, Jerod, Larissa and Leah. We came here because I knew it would be a good defensible position as the doors are locked with magnetic locks and the windows are hard plastic, not glass. Unfortunately there’s little food here but there’s a Hess station nearby, we’re going to sneak out in a few minutes to try and salvage some of the perishables. It is now 12 minutes after midnight on August twenty-second.

I would just like to take a few moments, while we’re waiting for the next episode, to give everyone a few pointers on surviving zombie armageddon. Now keep in mind that these are just general guidelines and not exact instructions. Deviate at your own risk.

1. Never rely on melee weaponry. To be used only as a last resort and never close range. Try and equip yourself with a spear, pitchfork, lance, etc,..

2. Zombies lack the necessary motor skills to climb ladders, unlock doors, and open anything generally more complicated than a push door. Take this into account when selecting your hiding spot and above all do not stay in the same spot for more than a week as this is generally the amount of time it takes for zombies to congregate in large enough numbers to make escape impossible.

3. Zombies rely on their senses of sight and smell mostly. Generally only sudden sharp noises attract them so their is no need to be super careful or stealthy.

4. If zombies do not feed for a certain length of time, generally three to for days, then they “deactivate” and only become active again when food draws near. So do not assume that a silent building is an empty building.

Hopefully these tips will help you survive the upcoming zombie holocaust. Trust me, I know what Im talking about. If you get trapped near florida come find me. Ill be the one still alive.

-”Endless” Mike