It rubs the lotion on its skin or it must listen to something planet again. PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET! Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. Id fuck me hard.

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John is such a good actor. He fools us everyday pretending not to like his favorite thing in the world. In fact, this week, it’s pretty much all we talked about. Okay, so that may not be true, but it’s all I’m going to talk about here in this little blurb.

He likes it on everything: ice cream, pasta, his mouth, whatever.

It makes us all laugh thinking about it, but he’s sooooo into it, and that makes him different than everyone else. He should be shunned. If you see him, shun him. Or stone him, whatever makes you happy.

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So there were discussions of certain tables. We won’t get into that here, but listen and see what we mean. Stuey B delivered his thoughts about last Saturday’s UFC fight, and we reminisced about our Xmases.

And ladies, don’t listen to the guy under weirdo of the week…shave, okay? Corporate Jerod also fell asleep during the show, and we have pictures (coming soon).

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We had musical guest Eric Bechtel on the show this week. He’s a mix between John Mayer, Jason Mraz, and Jack Johnson. You ladies will love him.

We also tried something different with the show today. You may notice us introducing each segment, well, that’s because we’re going to offer each segment individually. This week we mentioned you can get the full podcast a couple more times than needed, but we’ll fix that next time.

Mr. Ed Best was on the show as well, telling us about his experiences growing up through the civil rights movement.

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You guys should have been there!

But since you weren’t, I, the ever-thoughtful Stueyb, have posted the three headliners for your enjoyment!

Oh yea, sorry about the foreign language commentating, it couldnt be helped.

Just think of it like Rosetta Stone meets Bloodsport…education via combat;)

Suck it Senator McCain!
The sport you to referred to as “human cockfighting” has received another healthy dose of points in the class department.
Check out this tasty special on one of MMA’s premier heroes(and my favorite fighter)Randy”The Natural”Couture!

Fedor is a robot.Watch him demolish a much larger and extremely dangerous opponent in less time then it takes for me to DVR the newest episode of “So You Think You Dance”….er….forget that last part…

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now enjoy the fistic brilliance of the Brazillian buzzsaw Anderson Silva.
He’s freaky good at the art of Punking Out Other Tough and Scary Men, In a Very Attractive and Satisfying Way.
A lost art, to be certain.

He is also very polite and gracious, with a strangely high and pleasant speaking voice.
*shudders at the dichotomy*

now for Batman…the undisputed open-weight champion of awesomeness.This amazing movie gets an incredible 10/10 planets from The StuMachine.Go see it now!

Demonic possession. Yeah, you heard me. Mysteriousnesses. Listen. Learn. Be scared. I think our servers were possessed. (And no, not repossessed, assholes.)

So after pizza and much Mountain Dew, Episode #9 was created. Sorry it took so long to get up, but we had other things to take care of… like getting us back online! We hope you didn’t all run away screaming for the hills. Come on back and check out this awesome episode…. and twiiiiiiins! (Remember that beer commercial?)

That’s right. We have the Hot Twins Challenge. Our friends Christina and Lauren Fullerton (two hot twins) faced off in our Hot Twins Challenge. And now the choice is yours! Listen to the podcast to hear their talents in Episode #9 and vote below on their Talent and Beauty.

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