The Something Planet World Record Mint Challenge is two girls passing a mint back and forth using only their mouths. You’ll have to listen/watch to see if they made it! There’s a video below, so please prepare yourself.

Not to be outdone by Obama, JohnJ held his own Town Hall Meeting, speaking about Universal Health Care.

And on mysteriousnesses, we talk about feral chimpanzees MAULING people! Holy fuck!