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EP#154: New York, We Apologize

johnj — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:40:15 +0000

This week we did not watch the super bowl, and that is why we said what we said. Also it was Mikes fault. No guest host this week so just enjoy the show.

Remember to email us at somethingplanet@gmail.com or email the host johnjsplanet@gmail.com

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EP#153: The Sissy

johnj — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 21:59:54 +0000

This week on the show we decided to start treating gay people more respecfully and focus our attention on on the people we should have been making fun of the whole time.

Paul Voigt was our guest host Please rate him 1-10 in the following categories and email your scores to somethingplanet@gmail.com or johnjsplanet@gmail.com

Looks, Tits, Compatibility , Improv, Intelligence, likability,And Heart.

Greg Ka$h also checked in with us from Hollywood.

EP#150: In Your Face!

johnj — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:23:16 +0000

Happy New year folks this week we talk about what its like in 2012 as well as some big news from Stu and Dave.

If you would like to mail stuff to Jerods house email me at johnjsplanet@gmail.com and ill give you his address

EP#148: The Wonderful world of Something Planet

johnj — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 23:02:00 +0000

This week we talked about a lot of things including more relationship advice from Stuey B. So sit back and enjoy

EP# 147: Hold it up and Grab it

johnj — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 16:19:05 +0000

This week we contemplated why we are even allowed to contemplate in the first place.

Ep# 146: The Peaches behind The Wall

johnj — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 03:33:56 +0000

On this weeks episode we started a new religion. Listen closely.

Ep#144: Get Your Stick Wet

johnj — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 02:38:36 +0000

This week we Had Stick Martin on the show to play us some new songs. Brad Gilmore was also there ,and we tried to not be distracted because Stuart decided to throw a party without telling anyone.

Ep#143: Murder Fest

johnj — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 21:33:44 +0000

This week we talked about our Halloween weekend, which led us to talk about something we shouldn’t talk about.

EP#142: I can’t get none!

johnj — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 00:42:15 +0000

This week we said nothing please download one hours worth of silence.

EP#141: People from England

johnj — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 18:35:43 +0000

This week we had some people from England Stop by, and then proceeded to embarrass ourselves.

EP#139 The Breakoning

johnj — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 20:54:46 +0000

The week we said some mean things to each other. On behalf of everyone at Something Planet I would like to go on record and say that we are not apologizing to anyone.

Thank will be all,

Thank you.

Episode #136 The Episode of FEAR!!

endlessmike — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 21:18:30 +0000

An episode in which we delve into the heart of darkness.

Episode #135 I wasnt there.

endlessmike — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 00:33:52 +0000

I wasnt there so I have no idea what happened in this episode. oh well.

Episode #134 The Science of Violence

endlessmike — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:27:37 +0000

This week we had a band on and got violently ill due to herpes.

Episode #133 The Wizard

endlessmike — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 19:35:08 +0000

Im not sure what this week’s episode had to do with wizards. I guess you just have to listen and find out for yourself.

Episode #132 Escape Tonight

endlessmike — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 20:51:03 +0000

Our friends Escape Tonight came by the studio and then we did nothing but make poop and fart jokes.

Episode #131 Joe Riga and the War of 1812

endlessmike — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 23:52:55 +0000

This week we had Joe Riga on the show and he psychoanalyzed John J into a babbling manchild!

Episode #130 Paul Voigt and his incredible Mouth Trumpet

endlessmike — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 15:29:43 +0000

This week we did a stealth show. That is no one knew we did it, including us. Because Paul Voigt is a bastard. Listen and find out why!

Episode #129 Canine Aids

endlessmike — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 21:03:02 +0000

This week we talked about whether dogs can get aids with special guest comedian Matt Fernandez.

Episode #128: The Hum

endlessmike — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 17:51:17 +0000

This week we talked about the mysterious HUM on mysteriousnessess and some other stupid shit. check it out.

Episode #127: Throats

endlessmike — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 17:00:33 +0000

This week on the show our special guest was comedian Chris Gorges

Episode#119 Drunk Again

johnj — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 00:58:22 +0000

This week Mike admits to the world that he is not gay. Yes folks thats right he’s straght as an arrow. Weird huh?

Episode #112 The Pope’s Day Off

endlessmike — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 23:34:33 +0000

This week Paul Voigt is in studio and we talk about the pope and john’s pointless birthday.

Episode #109 Christmas Christ.

endlessmike — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 05:40:35 +0000

This week we had an impromptu christmas episode after a few drinks and some safety meetings with Stick Martin. Go eat a dick easter bunny.

Episode #108 Kevin of Space!

endlessmike — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 05:12:24 +0000

We had a lot of shit to cover this week so we did a pretty good job and covered almost none of it. Im pretty sure we completely forgot to talk about Stuey B’s AIDS scare. Oh well. there were tits in the room and we got hypnotized into murder machines.

Episode #107 Short Cakes

endlessmike — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 05:42:10 +0000

This episode was a short one. Stuart admitted to having the HIVs and spreading it to the rest of us via toilet bowl bleeding followed by twenty minutes of dead air and a couple of gunshots. look Something Planet episode #107 starring only endless mike in two weeks because we’ve got a concert to go to this sunday.

Episode #106 N-Word Thief.

endlessmike — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 02:55:46 +0000

YOU! Yes, You! you know exactly what I mean by N-word and you are a racist for even thinking it! Shame!

Episode #105 Number

endlessmike — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 21:29:35 +0000

I have no recollection of what we talked about this week but we definitely talked about stuart getting a blowjob from a homely asian chick. Also, Spy Number Stations on mysteriousnessess.

EP#102 Stuey is a Drunk Slut

johnj — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 22:37:23 +0000

This week we talk about a party we went to where Stuey let loose a little. We also talk about the jerks at the return to sender podcast and gays in the military, which is almost the same thing.

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Episode #101- Horticulture

endlessmike — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 19:33:27 +0000

This episode was for all you motherfuckers who didnt believe. Brad Gilmore and Paul V. will chop you up and put you in a mattress like drug money. The last song is explosion by eli paperboy reed.

Episode #100 The centennial celebration of the world’s greatest podcast, specifically Canada and the Orient.

endlessmike — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 18:44:23 +0000

Title says it all really. plus we had special surprise guests.

EP#99 The Black Guy Meeting

johnj — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 11:20:31 +0000

Hey guys we are back this week with a Spmething Planet update that is very funny. Gwiggy from Got Jokes stopped by to chat with us and stuart decided to leave right when we started the show. Episode 100 will be the beginning of our new season so stay subscribed.

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EP#98 Can We Even Call That a Show?

johnj — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 23:06:05 +0000

On this Episode JohnJ and Endless Mike discuss why it is better to have more than two people on the show. The new season of Something Planet will start with Episode 100 in Aug. so make sure you still give a shit about us then. We will be back in July with Episode 99 untill then just send us cash in the mail. It will make you feel good plus for every dollar you send We will punch Jerod in the face.

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EP#97 We are Not Dead Yet

johnj — Mon, 17 May 2010 17:48:39 +0000

Hey guys sorry we have been gone a while but damn are we lazy. This Episode we talked about many things but I don’t think we talked about gay sex once, Now that’s a first.

Let us know what you think of the show, and let us know if we should do it live for our 100th episode

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Awkward Hugs EP# 3

johnj — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 03:57:01 +0000

Give it a listen right now before we get sued and have to take it down (wow i hope that dosnt happen).

There will be a new episode of The something Planet Podcast on Monday so Give us a call and let us know what you think about Awkward Hugs or just tell us to fuck off.

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Awkward Hugs EP#2

johnj — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 22:24:27 +0000

Listen and enjoy. You can now also subscribe on itunes, make sure you leave a review, and if you like the show please share with all your friends.

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Awkward Hugs EP#1

johnj — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 04:01:23 +0000

Here it is folks the world premeir of Akward Hugs. I dont wanna tell you to much about it so just give it a listen.

We want some feedback from you though so givee us a call, make it funny and you will get on the next Awkward Hugs

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EP#95: Chatting with Something Planet

johnj — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 04:22:42 +0000

Hey folks its our last episode before Awkward Hugs Comes out, so we thought we would just sit back and talk without doing any of those pesky segments. Let us know if you like the format.

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Episode#94: error#$%^f*c&+!!!!

johnj — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 00:29:31 +0000

No Its not a real error message but we did have some problems this week. Catherine Maloney called the show this week to talk about comedy and all the cool stuff shes doing for charity. Give the show a listen to find out what kind of problems we ran into.

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Episode #93 Man Hands

endlessmike — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 03:52:59 +0000

This week we talked about the infamous Oscars and how Oprah bought the win for her fat impoverished protege. We also did a mentally challenged challenge about British colloquialism…isms? Slang. We also euthanised a puppy LIVE using painful medication. HEAR every heart wrenching moment of this poor little beagle’s agonizing, slow, demise! IN HD!

EP#92 America Wins?

johnj — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 23:45:26 +0000

I don’t remember what we talked about this week. No. Not because I was Drunk its because i was sick. All I can Remember is that we made fun of Endless Mike, America won the Olympics causing the collapse of communist Canada, and we are putting on a stand up comedy show March 27th at the West Coast Players Theatre in Clearwater.

enjoy the show then give us a call 813-964-7526

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Episode#91 Note’s On Something Planet

johnj — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:02:48 +0000

Yeah That’s What i said, Note’s on Something Planet. Its been a long time coming but we finally got him on the phone for an interview.

We also talked about UFC, the Winter Olympics, and some new stuff thats just like pot but legal. In Other news Endless Mike has a new girlfriend and hes totally gay for for her.

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EP#90 Broken

johnj — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:49:12 +0000

No We’re not writing an emo song all of our equipment is broken in some way. Brad showed up this week again to help us with the show, but you probebly couldnt hear him because all of our spare mics are FUCKEN BROKEN. We talked about movies the, UFC , and how ugly Drew Brees’ baby is.

So give it a listen and enjoy.

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Episode #89 The Sleeve?

endlessmike — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 05:38:41 +0000

This week we talked about The Sleeve. Dont know what that is? listen and find out! Stuey B Doesnt Like it but I think its cool. John J Takes his grandma to the movies, Teddy Roosevelt boxes bears and Corporate Jerod sleeps with his belly out. Heres a video of a man loving a chicken.

EP#88 Have You Seen This Penguin

johnj — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 01:27:19 +0000

We had Johnny Cakes and the 4 Hoursemen of the Apocalypso on the show this week. They were great so give the show a listen. Their manager who is also a penguin has been kidnaped, if you have any info go to www.guttercalypso.net also buy their new album.

We had Brad Gilmore Back on the show this week to talk about his new improv group called Improv Squared they are performing Feb. 3rd at The Improv over in ybor city at 8pm

EP#87 Conan Got Screwed

johnj — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 18:44:13 +0000

This week we discussed some late night talk show drama, waxing our asses and a whole bunch of other crazy shit, we also had an old segment come back listen to find out what.

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EP#86 We Will Cut Your Hair in Secret

johnj — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 05:41:55 +0000

Hey its another show and we are still here thats gotta count for something right? We talked about the Golden Globes, If the brain is a personal item, and a bunch of other shit.

Our voicemail is back up 813-964-planet

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EP#85 Happy New Year Citizens!!!

johnj — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 22:04:09 +0000

This week we relaxed with our special guest Brad Gilmore of Rise of Saturn fame. He didnt play any music with us but he was pretty funny. We talked about How our X-mas was and how messed up we got on New Years. We are glad to be back after our little vacation and we hope you missed us.

Give us a call at 813-964-7526

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EP#84 A Very Something Planet X-Mas

johnj — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:09:58 +0000

Just in time for X-mas we have tons of fun segments so you can sneak away from your crazy family and listen to us for a while.

we have X-Mas news,trivia,horiscopes, and a speacial X-Mas surprise for those fans of the unexplained.

Hope everyone has a good whatever you celebrate

Love,

The Something Planet Crew

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EP#82 Albinos Have Magic Powers

johnj — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:28:50 +0000

This week we talked about albinos,tiger woods, and George Clooney being gay.

We also talked about poop for maybe a little to long. ENJOY

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EP#81 The Story of Thanksgiving

johnj — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:42:14 +0000

This week we told the story of thanksgiving,ate cookies, and talked about some vampire movie where everyone is either gay or retarded.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone please leave us a holiday message

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EP#80 Oprah We are So Sorry

johnj — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:09:20 +0000

Dear Oprah,

We apologize for anything that may have been said during this broadcast. Please do not destroy us. We know that you are all powerful and we will do anything to get back into your good graces, even if that means joining your book club.

Our lawyers tell us that we were not talking about THE OPRAH, but just another Oprah that you have never heard of.

In other news we are still recording from grandma’s house, and David has still not returned. Maybe he hates us

Let us know what you think

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Ep#79 Chris Brown-Victim/American Hero

johnj — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:32:12 +0000

This week we discussed how it sucks to podcast from a garage, hookers,waterbongs,sex with horses, and how brave Chris Brown is.

Endless Mike came back but still no DavidtheDay

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Ep# 78 Worst Episode Ever

johnj — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:51:43 +0000

This week Stuey B and JohnJ were all alone and afraid. Since everyone quit JohnJ had to do all the tech stuff and man was he bad at it. If you guys want Endless Mike and David The Day Back on the show e-mail us but there are no promises.

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Ep #77: Paris Hilton is Dumb

johnj — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:33:47 +0000

This week Endless Mike Stalks Paris, we learn Stuey hates fingerbanging, and that JohnJ tried to kill himself. Fun Fun.

Ep #76: Law Abiding Citizens of Something Planet

davidtheday — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:21:07 +0000

Today we had an interview with Robert J. Sawyer, author of the novel FlashForward, which spawned the TV series on ABC of the same name.

Take a listen!

Hilarity all around!

Ep #75: Friday

davidtheday — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:33:36 +0000

We recorded on Friday, but didn’t get the show up until Tuesday. Interesting…

We have a really awesome interview that we reveal, but that will be next week.

Ep #74: First Episode Ever

davidtheday — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 02:25:14 +0000

Wow, guys, we’re really excited. We’ve never done this before, this is our first time doing Something Planet.

We’re new, baby borns, innocent of the cruelties of the world. We are not able to feed or bathe ourselves.

Listen to our new format and whatnot and let us know what you think!

Ep #73: FINAL EPISODE (part 2)

davidtheday — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 19:41:51 +0000

The Final Episode…or is it?

Or just a continuing series of Final Episodes?

Tune in next week to find out. Same Something Time, Same Something Channel.

Ep #72: FINAL EPISODE

davidtheday — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:29:15 +0000

Yep, our final episode…or is it? Listen to find out…

This week Obama calls Kanye a jackass, a news reporter drops the F-bomb, John disowns all of us, good music is played, Endless Mike gets over Swine Flu, and we talk about never talking to one another ever again.

Check next week for Final Episode Part 2…

Ep #71: Alien Baby

davidtheday — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:27:34 +0000

Step right up folks, come get your amazing alien babies found only in Mexico! Listen to mysteriousnesses this week for some creepy alien baby stuff. Video below as well.

Endless Mike sounded really different this week in horoscopes…

Ep #70: 2 Girls 1 Mint

davidtheday — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:12:29 +0000

This show is action-packed: Something Planet World Record Mint Challenge, town hall meetings, and feral chimps!

The Something Planet World Record Mint Challenge is two girls passing a mint back and forth using only their mouths. You’ll have to listen/watch to see if they made it! There’s a video below, so please prepare yourself.

Not to be outdone by Obama, JohnJ held his own Town Hall Meeting, speaking about Universal Health Care.

And on mysteriousnesses, we talk about feral chimpanzees MAULING people! Holy fuck!

Ep #69: Spidermilk

davidtheday — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 19:09:36 +0000

JohnJ and Endless Mike were extra safe this episode, contributing to some hilarious conversations. Stuey B was safe by association.

David the Day tried to make JohnJ look bad the whole episode, and mysteriousnesses included Bigfoot capturing people for mates. WTF?

Chasey Lain is all cracked out, and Endless Mike invents a new term: Spidermilk.

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Also, the first two people to call into our voicemail and leave their name and number win a pair of tickets to the show listed below. The show is FREE but you NEED a ticket to get in, and we’ve got them.

Ep #68: Rise of Some Planet

davidtheday — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:17:13 +0000

Rise of Saturn was in studio this week gracing us with their presence (the bass player wasn’t there, but he’s kind of a jerk anyway. jk, Ivan!)

Coincidentally, all members of Something Planet were wearing t-shirts promoting Mohawk Bomb Records bands, and it was totally unplanned.

And finally on mysteriousnesses we talked about ZOMBIES.

Ep #67: No Time For Dick Measuring, Stuart

davidtheday — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:20:36 +0000

You heard me, Stuart. It’s not a good time, so just drop it, okay?

We talked about some great movies, shows, and other things in massive media. Where our media is massive, and media-like.

Neil Armstrong spots aliens on the moon, and some really good music, too!

Ep #66: Lobster Diving

davidtheday — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 16:24:54 +0000

John is going lobster diving next weekend, let’s hope he doesn’t end up with crabs.

We also delved into the mysterious world of seeing the Virgin Mary, like these sweet little Portuguese kids did back in 1917.

Ep #65: Jerod the Hamburglar

davidtheday — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 03:16:22 +0000

This episode, Corporate Jerod A.K.A. Diamond Jerod Discofeet, attempts a new Something Planet World Record by trying to consume 20 McDonald’s hamburgers within an hour. Will he complete the challenge and head to Arby’s for dessert, or will he end in misery by purging not only his stomach but all the pride that remains within his thinly-shelled soul? Listen to find out! (Or watch the video below).

And since Corporate Jerod was busy consuming hamburgers, his Corporate Report was replaced by The Squeeze with J. Lemonade. Don’t forget to take a big drink of this new segment!

Ep #64: Piloting the Studio

davidtheday — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 16:43:10 +0000

The guys from Studio Pilot were in our studio today, and gave us some great acoustic jams. We also realized our potential for setting up recording sessions with limited equipment. These guys had 3 vocalists, 2 guitars, and a keyboard. Until this episode, Not Tonight Josephine (from the last episode) had the biggest recording setup, but we had remembered to tell them to bring some extra mics and cables. Oops! But listen to these guys, great stuff!!!

We talked about the Nazi Bell Project in mysteriousnesses, in which David the Day got to exercise his männlich German accent, ja.

Corporate Jerod’s nickname of the week: J. Lemonade

Ep #63: Not Tonight, Planet

davidtheday — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 23:10:40 +0000

This week, Not Tonight Josephine joined us in studio to rock out acoustically. This is the largest acoustic set (in terms of instruments) we’ve had yet. It rocked us hard. They’ve got a CD release party at State Theatre in St. Petersburg, Florida on July 31st, 2009 so listen to the show for more details.

Drew Street Mary also gave us some tickets to giveaway on the show, but you have to earn them! Listen here for more info: http://bit.ly/lYwBa If you listen to this episode, however, we give you a hint to the answer you need to supply us in order to win the tickets!

Mysteriousnesses was also good times as we interviewed author of the podcast novel The Zombie Chronicles, James Melzer. An action-packed show for sure! Tune in now!

Ep #62: Adam Z

davidtheday — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 02:39:23 +0000

Yo, yo, yo! We had Adam Z in the house this week, and boy was it fun. This guy is amazing on the guitar and his songs pique a certain something within all of us.

Plus, beware of giant snakes (not in Stuart’s pants). You’ve been warned.

Ep #61: Happy Fifth of July

davidtheday — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:29:46 +0000

We celebrated the Fourth the July. We talked about slave owners killing people.

Fireworks! Slavery! Fun!

Listen to the show for some great music and great horoscopes!

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Ep #60: Celebrity Death Week

davidtheday — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:11:37 +0000

Four celebrities died this past week, two men (Ed McMahon, Billy Mays) and two women (Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson.) We have a dedication to all of them.

Also, this was the first week with the Something Planet World Record Challenge in which Endless Mike tries to drink a whole gallon of chocolate milk in under an hour! Does he make it? Listen to find out! (Video coming soon). And if that isn’t mysterious for you enough, we talked about Unidentified Flying Humanoids during mysteriousnesses! Creepy!!!!

We have t-shirts for sale, and we’ll have a link posted here very shortly.

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Ep #59: Ascension

davidtheday — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:40:45 +0000

This week, Ascending to Avalon, a local band on the Mohawk Bomb label played some tracks for us. These guys are legit. Your faces will be melted by their skills.

John J and his girl went to Metrocon to spy on all the anime kids. He got some photos and we held the Something Planet Costume Awards. Check the links below for the pictures.

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Ep #58: Racism Planet

davidtheday — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 01:20:46 +0000

Be warned: We start stereotyping and saying racist comments pretty early on this episode. But please realize we’re not serious about any of it. We’re actually making fun of racist people.

With that being said, we talked about Noah’s Ark in the mysteriousnesses segment and how the right-wing Neo-con-Christian-Arkites are using it to their advantage.

David Cook (The man not the singer) also called in a relayed a story to us and talked about the CDs he sent us.

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Ep #57: Variety Planet

davidtheday — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:36:08 +0000

Or is it Something Workshop? I don’t know. This week we had musical guest Variety Workshop! These guys kicked ass, and we had loads of fun.

We also talked about Supertition Mountain, and only Smitty was brave enough to tackle the challenge to go there and search for the Dutchman’s Lost Gold Mine! Spooky.

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Ep #56: The King of TV

davidtheday — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:06:50 +0000

The King of TV, Paul Goebel, knower of all things TV trivia was a guest on our show this week in Massive Media. He was fun to talk with and is a really funny guy…and he watches Lost, so right there he wins in our book.

Mysteriousnesses tackles a grave problem in the world of ocean travels: the Kraken. John J and David the Day were kayaking one later afternoon/early evening, and almost encountered a Kraken. Luckily, they got to the shore before the Shadow of Night crossed their path (the Kraken can’t swim in sunlight, duh.)

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Ep #55: Gay Thursday

davidtheday — Tue, 26 May 2009 15:30:01 +0000

There was a bunch of ATL Gay Rage in this episode. Must be because we recorded on Thursday instead of our usual Sunday. Listen to find out why. Some really good and really funny music played this week as well.

This is up on Tuesday because yesterday was Memorial Day and we were busy respecting the fallen service men and women who served this country to the fullest.

Ep #54: Feeling Lost

davidtheday — Tue, 19 May 2009 02:18:26 +0000

This episode was very special in that we replaced mysteriousnesses with Lost predictions and discussions. So if you don’t like Lost or aren’t caught up yet, don’t listen to the last half-hour of the show (that’s why it’s so long this time around). Plus our intro music was by Menudo, Ricky Martin’s old band. Sweeeeeet!

But some great music as always, so listen up!

P.S. We had to recover this show because our computer rig froze during the recording. Because of this, some of the audio seems like it’s skipping in some parts, we can’t do anything about it, sorry!

P.P.S. Every 10 seconds, the audio will play 1 second from exactly 10 seconds in the future. This podcast is like an episode of lost…

P.P.S. It happens every 10 seconds for the first 25 minutes, but then it happens very sporadically after that.

Ep #53: Best Of Something Planet

davidtheday — Wed, 13 May 2009 04:04:38 +0000

This is Stephen Hawking. This episode is mad dope, yo. The Something Planet crew is on a little break this week (they deserved it for doing one podcast a week for a year straight).

So this is a “Best of Something Planet” episode. It’s got a bunch of funny bits I’ve calculated with my super brain to be some of the funniest clips.

Sorry it took so long to get up, but my wheelchair was in the repair shop, I couldn’t type.

Ep #52: One-Year Anniversary

davidtheday — Tue, 05 May 2009 02:23:57 +0000

This is our 52nd episode, which means we’ve been doing this for a year. We can’t believe it either….PSYCHE! We knew we’d be here, though you might have doubted us.

John celebrated by cutitng his long hair off. Locks of Love wouldn’t take his hair, so he donated it to PETA who will give his hair to animals that lose their hair during lab testing. Can you imagine a chimp wearing John’s hair as a cape?

And since it’s our one-year anniversary, in a tribute to rebirth and all things spiritual, Mike decided to drink baby formula mixed with wine from a box. Here’s the video… if you’re reading this from iTunes, please visit SomethingPlanet.com and find Episode 52 to view the video.

Ep #51: Fuck you, David

davidtheday — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 16:31:54 +0000

Such angst in our episode titles lately. Sorry. We’re just acting out because the next episode will be officially one-year of bringing you podcasting excellence. We’re externalizing our inner struggle of becoming older.

Let us know what you think of this episode. It was really strange for us. Probably because John and Mike had a safety meeting right before we started. Don’t judge them, they want to be safe. There are several bloopers partly because of this, and we’ve put them immediately after we play the last song.

John and David got into a debate over their putt-putt scores and they stopped talking to each other for a segment or two, and resulted in the episode title as well.

So, fuck you, too, John.

Ep #50: Fuck Greek Easter

davidtheday — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:48:19 +0000

While we didn’t talk about it too much on the show, Greek Easter totally made it hard for us to navigate in the streets of Tarpon Springs on Saturday night (all those Greekies going to midnight mass).

We had a very action-packed weekend, you’ll wanna listen to all the cool stuff we did so you can live vicariously through us.

We also played wiffle ball during one of the breaks, it was awesomeeeee.

Ep #49: Lights in the City

davidtheday — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:25:04 +0000

We had a band in all the way from Columbus, Ohio this episode: City Lights! It was one of the most enjoyable interviews we’ve had to date. They also played a mean acoustic set, so you all better ask somebody before you listen. Unless you want your faces melted permanently.

Stuey B couldn’t join us for this episode because he was working (weird, we know…), so Rocco the Roadie stepped in to fill out the void of blackitude.

And more government coverups for mysteriousnesses.

Ep #48: Corporate Jerod Loves Facts

davidtheday — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:00:00 +0000

Corporate Jerod was full of fun facts for the whole family during mysteriousnesses this week. They were all factually sound too, which is one of his strong suits. John J also told us a bunch of lies about the Tunguska incident in Siberia in 1908 (the date is probably wrong, because John is a compulsive liar.)

Dana White had some choice words about some whore journalist, and we’ve got the exclusive clip.

Endless Mike also led us through a charming return of the Mental Challenged Challenge.

Ep #47: John Likes What?!

davidtheday — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:50:21 +0000

John is such a good actor. He fools us everyday pretending not to like his favorite thing in the world. In fact, this week, it’s pretty much all we talked about. Okay, so that may not be true, but it’s all I’m going to talk about here in this little blurb.

He likes it on everything: ice cream, pasta, his mouth, whatever.

It makes us all laugh thinking about it, but he’s sooooo into it, and that makes him different than everyone else. He should be shunned. If you see him, shun him. Or stone him, whatever makes you happy.

Ep #46: Birthday Boys

davidtheday — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 03:32:04 +0000

David the Day’s birthday (3/22) and Stuey B’s birthday (3/23) were celebrated over the weekend. There were ribs, chicken, bloomin’ onions, cock rings, energy drinks, and Rocco the Roadie. Oh, and Paul Rudd.

During the recording of this episode, David the Day had the flu, and it sucked big time. There was also a big highway crash in the middle of recording and the Bayflight Emergency Helicopter landed on the road next to our studio.

We get a comprehensive week 1 tour update from The Stick Martin Show’s Ball Sweat & Tears Tour

Listen to mysteriousnesses if you wanna take a hit off dat New York White, Albino Alligator joint.

Ep #45: Weak-Squad?

davidtheday — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:01:09 +0000

So we had Justin Vilardi from Weaksauce/1990Never back in studio this week, and he brought his bestest buddy Eric Best from Rudesquad along with him! Why? Because they’ve put together a little thing called The Art Project, and you’ll get to hear all about it this episode.

Stories were told, and Justin got progressively dirtier as his consumption of Yuengling increased (weird). Our weekend was filled with kayaks, parties, and vomit.

We went off topic during mysteriousnesses this week, but it worked out in the end.

Ep #44: Who Watches the Something Planeteers?

davidtheday — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 22:20:13 +0000

WATCHMEN! We saw it. None of you came to see it with us. What was that all about? Do you not like us or something? We also saw Flogging Molly rock Orlando’s socks off. But the most surprising thing we saw was Corporate Jerod not wearing women’s clothing.

We started a new (short) segment this week called “Words of Wisdom” and I don’t want to spoil who reads the said Words, so I’ll let you find out. It’s right after the first song.

There’s a lovely segment on “porn snafus” or things that we don’t like about porn, it’s really insightful, please post your porn snafus as well. Also, since we were at the House of Blues in Downtown Disney for Flogging Molly, we talked about REAL ghosts haunting the Haunted House in the Magic Kingdom. Lots of negative energy, Disney was a madman.

Hey, guess what? We’re on Twitter now, so check us out at www.twitter.com/somethingplanet

Ep #43: Nein, nein, nein! Nine?

davidtheday — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:52:52 +0000

We talked about Hitler and the Occult on mysterousnesses. Man, Hitler was a freak, and a vegitarian (same thing). We also learned that the blue-eyed, blonde-haired Corporate Jerod is an übermensch.

We saw Senses Fail at Jannus Landing this weekend and then found ourselves wandering an abandoned mall. I think zombies were present, I’m not entirely sure.

We had a pre-recorded phone interview with the band City Lights. To no fault of City Lights, the interview turned out awkward because of several reasons which we highlight in the Massive Media section. But, David the Day will redeem himself when they meet us in-studio Easter weekend. They kick ass, so be sure to listen to them and the other rockin’ bands we play this week.

Ep #42: Mary’s a Street Walker

davidtheday — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:33:24 +0000

This week we had Drew Street Mary on the show! These were some of the coolest cats to come on the show and play music for us (and they did all their songs in only one take, incredible!) Are you wondering who Mary is? Well, they tell us during the interview, as well as some other interesting anecdotes.

DSM will probably be playing at our Something Planet Birthday Party (ON MAY 9th–MARK YOUR CALENDARS) as well, so get a preview of them now and then come rock out with your faux hawks out.

We finally talked about the Loch Ness Monster (Nessie), so feel free to post comments on your own theories about Nessie (like how she’s a slut and continues to propagate anachronistic sea-creatures.)

Corporate Jerod had quite a rant at the very end of the show (after the last song is played), do not miss it!

Oh, and P.S. David the Day does not have herpes!

Ep #41: Rub a Dub Dub Plate

davidtheday — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 16:32:56 +0000

We’re the only podcast with our very own dub plate. So, other podcasts get your haterade all ready, and listen to the first 2.5 minutes of our show to get a taste of the fine workings of Badda Skat. Big ups to him for making it for us, and also for being a guest on our show this week. It’s always a pleasure to have him in studio, and for some reason, when he arrived I got hungry all of a sudden

His new CD Grass Dubs is dropping soon, so keep checking here for updates or add him to your MySpace at myspace.com/baddaskat or his Web site BaddaSkat.com. He’s also performing with Kana next Friday at the Meridian Hookah Lounge in Tampa and you can bet your dubs Something Planet is going to be there (you should too).

You’ll learn what dub is and the difference between a dub and dub plate. It’s a very educational podcast this week. Badda was also our resident Chem Trails Expert, oops I mean, Novice, for mysterousnesses, so educate thyself. Seen.

Oh yeah…it was also Endless Mike’s birthday. Happy birthday, dickhead (he shaved his head).

Ep #40: Sticky Buns

davidtheday — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:17:43 +0000

Stick Martin was on the show today. Well, not the whole show, we had to pre-recorded his interview. Stick is a busy man, and he had some music to play later last night, so he needed to do the interview quick and move on to important stuff. We recorded probably the funniest interview ever in the history of interviews, and then for some reason the system we were recording it on didn’t like us. So, we redid the interview at a much hurried pace, and Stick had to think of all new things to say.

Endless Mike wasn’t with us (except for the interview), so Corporate Jerod took over as fourth mic. The Corporate Report dealt with Shmishshmortions (whatever those are.)

We also had some other things happen right before recording that involved two girls and no cup (but tongues and green tea instead). E-mail us, call our voice mail 813-964-7526 or comment us and we’ll tell you what happened.

Ep #39: Fuck the Superbowl

davidtheday — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 15:37:07 +0000

Yeah, we said it. Fuck it. No one cares about the Super Bowl. Okay, so a lot of people care about it. The most attention we gave it was playing in on mute in the background on an old TV running off rabbit ears.

Anyway, enough after football. Listen to the episode. We had a bunch of questions this week, and we enjoyed all of them, so keep sending them in, people!

Plus, some creepy African prehistoric sauropod graced our presence during mystereousnesses.

PEACE.

Ep #38: Awwwww!

davidtheday — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 16:07:03 +0000

John J hopes a certain bartender just dies. She was very rude and demanded a tip (which John had given her already). The nerve of people! The title is dedicated to her, and you’ll see why when you give a listen.

Endless Mike passed his Mentally Challenged Challenge rights off to John J for some Presidential trivia and you’ll never guess who won. As far as music, we have some fresh tracks from Badda Skat/DJ Pure Fire, The Stick Martin Show, Elevated, and NOTE.

And holy shit. We talked about the Mothman again…WITH THE LIGHTS OFF. It was scary.

Also, we’d like to thank our newest listeners as well as our long-time fans for listening to the show and participating–whether it’s questions for Citizens of Something Planet, leaving us iTunes reviews, calling our voicemail 813-964-PLANET (7526), or just shooting us an e-mail something@somethingplanet.com to tell us how much you love and/or hate us, we really appreciate it. Our 1-year anniversary is coming up and so is our new site which will be action-packed! So from us to you, thanks! Except that bartender…fuck her.

Ep #37: Sharp like Cheddar

davidtheday — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:57:56 +0000

Nik Sharp from One Night Crush played some awesome acoustic tracks for us.He discussed his hatred of small creamer packs for coffee, and his first ever concert with MC Hammer.

Corporate Jerod’s hair disappeared, but he still discussed the brave, young enforcer of the law who executed a perp, taking justice into his own hands!

We also had a lovely round of Mental Challenged Challenge Academy Awards Edition!

Ep #36: Doctor, Doctor!

davidtheday — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:00:57 +0000

There’s no doctor in the house, but we all did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Why are we talking about doctors? You’ll see how we start the show off…

We played some great music this week, two bands of which we saw this last weekend at “A Reason to Rock” concert benefiting Parkinson’s research.

Our friends Variety Workshop have a CD release party coming up this Saturday @ Big Shots in Clearwater, Florida so check out their myspace for details: myspace.com/varietyworkshop

And also Tom Hanks called in to talk about the Money Pit for Mysterousnesses.

Ep #35: Crystal of Emotion

davidtheday — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:01:39 +0000

Stuey B and John J got into a fight before the show this week, and Endless Mike turned into a human mood ring, almost crying over their shouting match.

We revisited Shadow People and we all had trouble sleeping later on (no joke).

We also had some really good questions sent in this week, so take a listen.

Ep #34: Nice Table

davidtheday — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:35:53 +0000

So there were discussions of certain tables. We won’t get into that here, but listen and see what we mean. Stuey B delivered his thoughts about last Saturday’s UFC fight, and we reminisced about our Xmases.

And ladies, don’t listen to the guy under weirdo of the week…shave, okay? Corporate Jerod also fell asleep during the show, and we have pictures (coming soon).

Ep #33: Merry Rapemas

davidtheday — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:26:24 +0000

So early in the podcast, John J said the most blasphemous one could possibly say. Blasphemous, but true.

We introduced a new segment that will, on occasion, replace Weirdo of the Week and the Mentally Challenged Challenge… Something Planet’s One Night Stand: a Dating Game. Our first contestant was Endless Mike, and the winner, Erika, won a date with Endless Mike and a gift card to TGIFriday’s.

Mysteriousnesses dealt with Crystal Skulls and possibly crystal meth too…

yeahitdiddealwithcrystalmethi’mgoingtogocleanthekitchennowkthxbye

Ep #32: Tommy Boy

davidtheday — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:00:31 +0000

Our guest this week was Tommy Simms from Automatic Loveletter! He played some of his own beautiful original music , and we had a great time.

We went to Next Big Thing and met Flogging Molly, and also saw Soulfound, Trace of Day, and Drew Street Mary at a rock show last Saturday. They all rocked the house down, and Endless Mike showed his appreciation by drunkenly fist-pumping wildly into the air for a good two hours.

Mysteriousnesses this week dealt with Atlantis (the mythical island-state, not the gay/lesbian cruise line)!

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