What is this man thinking?

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It’s March 3, 2008, a brilliant day in Santa Barbara. But for Eric Frimpong, it feels like hell. He’s in Superior Court, encircled by sheriff’s deputies, making one more trip to the Department 2 courtroom. This is his last stop on the outside for a while, a painful reminder of how far he has fallen. He left his native Ghana in 2005 to play soccer for UC Santa Barbara; a year later he became a campus hero while leading the Gauchos to their first-ever national championship. If the immigrant experience can have a sound, Frimpong’s sound was a raucous stadium. But in 2007, just weeks after being selected by the Kansas City Wizards in the MLS draft, he was accused of raping another student on the beach near his house. Now he’s a convicted felon.

Frimpong enters the courtroom, which is packed with students and parents, former teammates and coaches — row upon row of supporters. They’ve come for the sentencing that concludes a trial that has rocked this community: People v. Eric Frimpong. Or more accurately, People v. Eric Frimpong and His People.

A victim’s advocate reads a statement on behalf of the accuser, referred to in this story and in news coverage throughout the trial as Jane Doe. “I don’t care that he’s a soccer star…and I’m a nobody,” the statement says. “Eric Frimpong ruined my life.”

There’s a rumble in the gallery. If his supporters could chime in now, they’d say that the kid in the prison garb has never spoken an unkind word or acted aggressively toward anyone. They would remind the court of the points made at trial: that his accuser was a woman with little memory of what happened that night because of a near-toxic blood alcohol level; that Frimpong’s DNA wasn’t found on the victim; that semen found on her underwear belonged to a jealous boyfriend, a white student who was never a suspect. They would argue that overzealous law enforcement was determined to nail a high-profile athlete, facts be damned, and that this was the Duke lacrosse case all over again — except that the defendants in the Duke case were white men from affluent families with the means to navigate America’s justice system, unlike Frimpong, who is poor and an immigrant.

Judge Brian Hill, citing Frimpong’s clean record and “a lot of community support,” delivers his sentence: six years in state prison. As Frimpong is led away, many people in the gallery are crying. Out in the hall, Paul and Loni Monahan stand solemnly while the courtroom empties. Their son, Pat, was Frimpong’s teammate, and the Monahans — a white, middle-class family — had ­embraced “Frimmer” like a son and a brother. Loni distributes copies of a printed statement: “We will continue to fight for Eric. We will not rest until he is exonerated and the ugly truth of his wrongful prosecution and conviction comes out.” When the leaflets are gone, she leans against a wall, tears flowing. “Eric believed in our system,” she says. “He believed justice would prevail.” Then she straightens. “Before I was sad,” she says. “Now I’m mad.”

Something good happened in Santa Barbara. Even now, as Frimpong sits behind a glass partition in the visitors’ room of a California jail, he smiles easily while talking about where he’s come from and what he has achieved. The way he sees it, he has always been fortunate.

Back in Ghana, in western Africa, he and his three younger siblings were raised by their mother, Mary, in the poor farming community of Abesin, but her job as a typist with the government forestry department allowed the family to have plumbing and electricity, unlike many of their neighbors. Eric was an engineering major and a midfielder for Kwame Nkrumah University of Science and Technology, in Kumasi, when he caught the eye of UCSB assistant Leo Chappel, who attended a 2005 match to scout the son of a Ghanian pro but ended up offering a scholarship to Frimpong instead. The first words out of Frimpong’s mouth? Thank God. The next: What’s UCSB?

By that August, the Gauchos had a crafty midfielder with intangibles to burn. Frimpong’s intelligence, instinct and vision, along with his speed and touch, made him an on-the-ball force. He also had a winning personality. “Frimmer was very humble and considerate, on and off the field,” says head coach Tim Vom Steeg.

As a senior the next year, the 5′6″ Frimpong developed a reputation as a lockdown defender in leading the unseeded Big West champs to a string of improbable NCAA tournament wins. When the final whistle blew on the 2006 national championship game, the Cinderella Gauchos had defeated four-time king UCLA. Frimpong earned All-Big West honors, a spot in the MLS supplemental draft and the gratitude of his peers. “He was the heart and soul of the team,” says Pat Monahan. “Eric won us that championship.”

Everyone around Frimpong was buoyed by his success: his mother, friends and classmates, prominent locals who had helped him out along the way with invites to dinner, rides to the store and, when he struggled with homesickness during his junior year, a fund-raiser that yielded $3,000 for a ticket to Ghana. “We all tried to pitch in, because Eric’s so darn likable,” says Tim Foley, a booster who made Frimpong a regular guest at his family’s home. “He was an American success story.”

The Monahans were especially proud. Frimpong had met his “American parents” on move-in day in 2005, and they promptly invited him to spend Thanksgiving in San Diego. They gave him his first cell phone and laptop and took him on family vacations. They sat in their kitchen for hours listening to his stories about Ghana. They were also impressed by his knowledge of the Bible, and his quiet spirituality helped bolster their own faith. “He was going to graduate, play professionally, make more money here than he ever could in Ghana and bring it back to support his family,” Loni says. “Eric really had it all.”

With the support of friends, including girlfriend Prieto (far right), Frimpong stayed in school after the incident and graduated.

Something bad happened in Santa Barbara. On Feb. 17, 2007, sometime after midnight on a fast-eroding bluff of beach right below 6547 Del Playa Drive, Jane Doe was raped. She said Eric Frimpong did it, and an all-white jury agreed. But the nature of the case, and some of the more slippery details surrounding it, has divided the community, raising questions about the reliability of the victim’s memory, the true character of the accused, the motives and tactics of law enforcement, even the fairness of the justice system. Amid all the controversy, though, two simple truths remain: A young woman was victimized, and a young man’s dream was shattered.

UCSB is among the nation’s top party schools, and oceanfront Del Playa is the belly of the beast. Even a model student-athlete like Frimpong, who maintained a 3.0 GPA while working on a double major in applied mathematics and business economics, found it hard to skip the party entirely. After the Gauchos won it all, they were the toast of the town, especially Frimmer. As Pat Monahan puts it, “You’d walk into apartments and see Ghanian flags hanging over people’s beds.”

Frimpong’s journey from soccer hero to convicted felon began a little more than halfway through his senior year. (The account that follows is based on police reports, interview transcripts, court proceedings and comments from trial observers.) The night of Feb. 16 began for Frimpong in the same place where he started most Friday nights, on the couch in his house at 6547 Del Playa Drive, watching a movie with housemates. His girlfriend, Yesenia Prieto, was working late, but Eric had reason to celebrate, fresh off an impressive 10-day tryout for the Wizards, so he showered and went to meet friends at a party at 6681 Del Playa Drive. It was outside that home, at about 11:30 p.m., that Frimpong met Jane Doe, a UCSB freshman. They struck up a conversation, then walked back to his house to play beer pong. They arrived just before midnight, and Eric introduced Jane to his roommates before taking her to the patio, where the two of them played beer pong for a few minutes until, according to Frimpong, Doe said she wanted to smoke, so they headed for the park next door. At the park, he says, Doe approached another male, who appeared to have followed them. When she walked back to Frimpong, she started kissing him, but he wasn’t interested because she smelled of cigarettes. Doe became aggressive, he says, and stuck her hand down his pants. He pushed her away, then headed to the home of his friend, Krystal Giang, who’d been expecting him. By 4 a.m., he was in bed at Prieto’s apartment.

About an hour and a half earlier, Jane Doe, accompanied by her sister and two friends, checked into Goleta Valley Cottage Hospital emergency clinic, claiming she had been raped. She was transferred to the Sexual Assault Response center downtown, where a nurse discovered a laceration to Doe’s external genitalia and bruises on her body, findings consistent with sexual assault.

“Yesterday was a really good day,” Doe told sheriff’s detectives Daniel Kies and Michael Scherbarth when they arrived at her dorm room the next morning, according to a police transcript. The reason for cheer: The 18-year-old Doe had just regained her driver’s license following a juvenile DUI conviction. At around 9 p.m. on Feb. 16, she went to a party with her sister, Elizabeth, and friends Mia Wolfson and Lakshmi Krishna. After stopping at a second party, Doe left the group and headed for a fraternity bash on Del Playa. “That’s where I saw the guy,” she told police.

From there, Doe’s story is mostly consistent with Frimpong’s, up to and including their game of beer pong. “He was really nice,” she said. But their accounts differ sharply after that. According to Doe, the next thing she remembers is being on the beach, where the nice guy turned violent, knocking her to the ground, striking her in the face, holding her throat and raping her before fleeing. Having lost her purse, Doe walked to Del Playa, where she stopped a passerby, student Justin Hannah. Using his cell, she phoned a friend, her father and then Wolfson and Krishna, who picked her up around 1:30 a.m. Doe, who admitted to drinking heavily throughout the evening, couldn’t remember anything between stepping into their car and going to the hospital — a period of one hour — but her friends would fill in the blanks: At first Doe didn’t want to go to the hospital because she was worried about getting in trouble for drinking. But back at the dorm, her friends kept urging, and she relented. Sitting with the detectives that morning, she described her attacker as a black male who spoke with an “island accent” and had “big lips” and short hair. His name? “Eric, I think.”

Sometime around noon on Feb. 17, Kies and Scherbarth spotted Frimpong hanging out with friends at the park on Del Playa. When Kies asked if he would accompany them to the station to talk about “what happened last night,” Frimpong agreed to go, despite being unsure what the detective meant. Once at the station, Kies reminded Frimpong that he had come voluntarily and asked him to describe what he’d been doing the previous night. According to the police transcript, Frimpong told Kies about watching a movie at home, then going to a party and eventually meeting Doe, whom he described as one of the “random soccer fans,” and playing beer pong with her before heading to Giang’s house and later to Prieto’s. Kies then asked for Frimpong’s consent to collect the clothes he’d worn the night before. “Yeah,” Frimpong responded, “but I still don’t know what’s going on.” Kies explained that the girl said that they’d “had sex” on the beach.

“Wow,” Frimpong responded.

Kies then informed Frimpong that he was being detained and read him his rights. Minutes later, he explained the rape accusation. “I didn’t have sex with her,” Frimpong insisted. Charged with felony rape, he phoned Paul Monahan, who spread the word. Vom Steeg couldn’t believe it: “I’m thinking, Frimpong? Rape? No way.” (The coach later asked Frimpong directly. “I said, ‘Eric, is there any chance you had sex but you thought maybe it was consensual?’ He said, ‘Tim, I never pulled my pants down.’ I said, ‘If you did this, DNA will prove it.’ He said, ‘Coach, I’m not stupid.’ “)

“I don’t care that he’s a soccer star and I’m a nobody,” the victim wrote. “Eric Frimpong ruined my life.”

By the next day, Frimpong supporters had mobilized. Vom Steeg arranged for Paul Monahan to meet with Foley, and it was agreed that Monahan would fund a defense while the $100,000 bail would be paid by Foley and Cam Camarena, a former UCSB soccer player who helps finance Right to Dream, a program that brings Ghanian players to America. Based on a referral, they hired attor­ney Robert Sanger, and funds were bolstered by the campus-based Eric Frimpong Freedom Fund, which raised $25,000 within months. When Frimpong was released on bond, teammates were waiting outside the police station. “Nobody knows Eric like we do,” says former teammate Alfonso Motagalvan. “And he’s just not capable of doing something like this.”

When the test results came back in March, Frimpong’s DNA hadn’t been found on Jane Doe’s clothing or body, but Doe’s DNA had been found on Frimpong: in two nucleated epithelial cells, found on his scrotum and penis, and in an unspecified trace under his fingernail. (Epithelial cells are found inside the body and in body fluids like mucus, saliva and sweat. These tested negative as vaginal cells, but such tests can be inconclusive. When the case went to trial that November, the defense argued that the findings were consistent with Frimpong’s claim that Doe had grabbed his genitals.) Also, semen found on Doe’s underwear didn’t match Frimpong’s — but it was a match for that of Benjamin Randall, Doe’s sexual partner throughout her freshman year. Randall told authorities that he and Doe had engaged in intercourse seven days before the rape; Doe said they’d had sex four days prior but that she thought she was wearing different underwear, and she told a nurse that they’d used a condom. (During the trial, Doe and Randall confirmed they’d been together at parties the night she met Frimpong. Randall testified that, while en route to a friend’s house, he spotted Doe and Frimpong walking on Del Playa at about 11:40 p.m. Randall then called Doe, and she told him she was headed to “Eric’s house to play beer pong.” Under cross-examination by Sanger, Randall admitted, “I might’ve been a little upset. I guess you can call that jealousy.” He also testified that after the call, he returned to his dorm at Santa Barbara City College, where he spent the night alone.)

Despite having DNA evidence matched to him, Randall was never a suspect. Neither was the man who retrieved Doe’s purse, which she said she’d lost either on the beach or at Frimpong’s home. It was delivered to the sheriff’s department the next day, minus $30, by someone described in the police report as a “can recycler.” But because of a “language barrier,” he wasn’t questioned.

Frimpong was the only suspect, even though there was no apparent sign of sexual activity — no blood, semen, vaginal secretions — or any scratches or other telltale marks of rape on his body or clothes. The absence of abrasions was odd. Doe told authorities she was wearing a “thicker ring” on her right ring finger and that she hit her attacker so hard, “all my knuckles were screwed up.” There was also very little sand found on his clothes. (At the trial, Dianne Burns, a criminologist who examined the physical evidence, testified to the presence of two small vials’ worth of sand in the cuffs of Frimpong’s jeans and in one pocket.)

Still, the district attorney’s office pressed on, in a case reminiscent of one that was unraveling on the East Coast. “There was always a strong parallel to the Duke case,” Vom Steeg says. “From the start, the sheriff’s department felt like they had their guy. But when the evidence didn’t turn out the way it was supposed to, their position became, ‘If she’s willing to testify, we’ll go forward.’ ”

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Frimpong’s (sliding) lockdown defense keyed the UCSB Gauchos’ improbable run to the 2006 NCAA soccer championship.

Using phone records, authorities estimate that the attack took place between 12:15 and 1:15 a.m., a time period for which Frimpong did not have a solid alibi. James Jennings, a bicycle taxi driver, said he gave Frimpong a lift between 12:30 and 2 a.m. and that the player acted like “the happiest guy in the world.” Giang told authorities that Frimpong arrived at her home sometime between 11 p.m. and midnight. But a 1:34 a.m. phone call from Frimpong to Giang seemed to place his arrival later than she had estimated. Also thorny was the testimony of Hannah, the student who had lent Doe his phone. He said that while Doe “looked like she had just come out of a traumatic experience,” her clothing didn’t appear to be dirty or sandy. He also said that she told him that she “didn’t know what had happened.”

Throughout the investigation and during the trial, Doe admitted to gaps in her memory. In her interview with detectives, she claimed she had consumed “a couple shots of vodka” before leaving her dorm. In an interview that April with assistant district attorney Mary Barron, the lead prosecutor, Doe said she’d consumed more throughout the evening. “I know I had beer,” she said. “And I know I had rum.” She also acknowledged that her memory after beer pong was hazy. “That’s when it starts to, like, cut out,” she told Barron. According to the transcript, Doe had little memory of going to the beach, and her recollection of the rape itself was scattered. Asked whether she recalled going outside to smoke, Doe said she “probably” smoked but didn’t remember when. “I don’t even know, since there’s that chunk missing.”

So what happened on the beach? Doe said Frimpong may have tried to kiss her, but when pressed by Barron she admitted, “I have no clue. I’m just assuming…” She also said, “I remember him biting me on my face,” even though she had told the emergency room doctor she thought she’d been hit, and when questioned by detectives, she said she didn’t know about being bitten — despite Kies’ saying, “That’s definitely, most definitely, teeth marks, dude,” about the bruise on her cheek. When Barron questioned her about it, Doe said, “But later, when they’re, like, ‘It looks like teeth marks’ …I remember that happening.”

Doe continued, “I saw him, like, feel around — take off his belt — or something on his pants — I don’t know.” She said she remembered being penetrated, and “it felt like a penis.” Barron asked if the attacker was the same person she’d played beer pong with. Doe said that while she couldn’t recall going to the beach, she remembered the attacker’s accent, his eyes (”They were white”) and his lips (”They’re big”). She was also fairly confident that the rape lasted “15 minutes at the most… but then, since there’s that huge chunk of time that I don’t remember, it could be anything.”

Many of Frimpong’s supporters believe that race is at the heart of the case. Santa Barbara County has nearly 425,000 residents, but only 2% are black. “I love this town,” says Foley, a resident for 30 years, “but there’s no question there’s racism here.”

Thanks to Frimpong’s celebrity status, he wasn’t flying under the radar. “I’m 100% convinced that they were going to nail this guy before he walked into the station,” Foley says. (At the trial, Burns testified that in a Feb. 22 phone call from Kies, the detective asked her to expedite her usual process, reminding her that this was a “high-profile case.”)

“Eric never blamed corruption, never called anyone a racist, never called the girl a liar. He maintained faith that our justice system would see him through.”

Back on campus, media coverage led to an unwelcome surprise for the defense: After reading about Frimpong’s arrest, another student came forward claiming that she too had been assaulted by him. This new Jane Doe told police that a few weeks before the rape, he had acted aggressively toward her, grabbing her buttocks and tackling her on the beach. The DA used the accusation to charge Frimpong with misdemeanor sexual assault, which made for a second count at trial. (He was found not guilty.) “The DA’s office filed a weak claim of sex­ual assault to portray Eric as a serial sexual predator and bolster the flawed rape claim,” wrote Kim Seefeld, a local defense attorney and former prosecutor, in a blog post on Jan. 15, 2008. “The allegations severely prejudiced him before the jury.”

The second charge also sent Frimpong back to jail, where friends say he was taunted by deputies. When Paul Monahan picked him up later that day, after Foley and Camarena paid the additional $250,000 bail, Frimpong broke down in tears.

There was no trip to the White House with the rest of his teammates. After the second arrest, Frimpong went into seclusion, moving to an apartment with Pat Monahan and relying on friends to run errands and deliver food. He still ventured out for dates with Prieto, and he remained active on the field, playing in an intramural league and with the semipro Ventura Fusion. He also took a part-time job with Foley. “I tried to give him pocket money, but he wouldn’t take it,” Foley says. “He was a different kid, just as sad as can be.”

Meanwhile, a battle raged among the student body. On one side were Frimpong’s loyal backers, who attested to his character in TV interviews and who carpooled in large numbers to his hearings. On the other side were victims’ rights advocates, who responded with rape awareness presentations on campus and a confrontation with Frimpong supporters at an MLK Day rally. “It was ugly, with a lot of people saying a lot of dumb things,” Giang says. “People just forgot that at the heart of this are the facts, not just vague concepts.”

None of it kept Frimpong from graduating in June 2007. “Nine out of 10 kids would have dropped out,” Vom Steeg says. “It says a lot about his character.” Adds Camarena, now the head coach for the University of Hawaii at Hilo: “Eric never blamed corruption, never called anyone a racist, never called the girl a liar. He continued to uphold American values. And he maintained faith that our justice system would see him through.”

Frimpong put that faith in an all-white jury of nine women and three men. His trial began on Nov. 26, and for three weeks Department 2 was home base for Team Frimpong. Many supporters came with notebooks, and during recess they would go to the café across the street to discuss the latest unfavorable ruling. They point to the time, for example, when Barron may have implied to the jury that Frimpong had chosen not to testify, even though the prosecution is not allowed to refer to the defendant’s right to remain silent. While Judge Hill said that there were “possible inferences,” he denied Sanger’s motion for a mistrial. Also, during jury deliberations, Hill refused to dismiss juror No. 5 after her arrest for drunken driving. (The defense argued that the juror, whose case was in the hands of the DA, couldn’t remain impartial.)

Perhaps the most troubling ruling, as far as the defense was concerned, involved bite mark analysis. The prosecution’s forensic expert, Norman Sperber, testified that he couldn’t rule out Frimpong for causing the bite on Jane Doe’s face. But detectives failed to disclose that they had first approached another expert: Raymond Johansen would later testify, outside the jury’s presence, that after preliminary analysis, he told Kies that the bite mark was “vague.” Law enforcement is required to turn over evidence that doesn’t point to the defendant as the suspect; suppressing such evidence is grounds for a mistrial. But Kies failed to file a report of his conversation with Johansen. When questioned by Sanger, the detective stated that while he had indeed approached Johansen first, the dentist had failed to provide any opinion. Kies and senior DA Ronald Zonen both told the court that they had passed over Johansen because he wanted to charge for his services, and Sperber wasn’t charging. But Sperber testified that he always charges for his services, and he did so for this case, too. Judge Hill, who had served 19 years as a Santa Barbara DA prior to sitting on the bench, ruled that Johansen’s testimony was not exculpatory and denied that motion as well.

Nonetheless, Frimpong’s supporters save much of their scorn for Sanger. The prosecution rested its case on Dec. 12, having called 32 witnesses; Sanger questioned them all on the stand but called only one additional witness, a blood expert who testified that Doe’s blood alcohol level at the time the sample was taken, 5:37 a.m., was .20, and that it could have been as high as .29 at the time of the incident — an almost lethal level. Sanger rested his case the next day. “The final score was 32-1,” Vom Steeg says. “I feel guilty, like we didn’t do enough.” Loni Monahan spoke to Sanger throughout the trial about his strategy. “He told me, ‘The best defense was no defense, because it would demonstrate there’s nothing to defend,’” she says. “We made a mistake.”

The jury began deliberating on Friday, Dec. 14; the next Monday, just after 3:30 p.m., came the guilty verdict.

On Jan. 31, 2008, with Frimpong in jail awaiting sentencing, the defense filed a motion for a new trial, citing several factors, including a development with the jury: In a written declaration to the court, juror Ann Diebold stated, “I regret the decision I made in finding Mr. Frimpong guilty.” Among her many points was the court’s refusal to provide the jury with evidence they had requested for review, including Doe’s testimony and Frimpong’s interview with Kies — the latter because some jurors stated that they wanted “the opportunity to hear Mr. Frimpong’s side of the story.” (They were read only Doe’s direct testimony, without cross-examination, because Judge Hill said “it would take some time to gather the additional information,” Diebold wrote.) Diebold also claimed that the jurors rushed through deliberations so they could conclude the case by the Christmas holiday. “I felt pressure from the judge and other jurors to reach a verdict by Dec. 18,” she wrote.

Sanger’s motion was a last-second heave, but it allowed him to put his own forensic dentist on the stand. Defense expert Charles Bowers fell ill during the trial and was unable to testify, but at the hearing on Feb. 28, he delivered his opinion: Frimpong’s teeth could not have made the bite, but Randall’s teeth could have. As Bowers spoke, there was a buzz in the gallery. But Judge Hill was unmoved. He began the hearing by saying that in his 27-year career, “I’ve not seen a rape case with so much incriminating, credible and powerful evidence,” and ended it by dismissing the motion. Three days later, he sentenced Frimpong to six years.

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Frimpong’s supporters were a vocal presence throughout the trial, and many continue to fight for his freedom.

Today Eric Frimpong is prisoner F95488, a ward of the California Correctional Institution in Tehachapi, about 75 miles northeast of Santa Barbara. Friends and supporters continue to fight for him, but none worries more than his mother. “She’s sick to death,” says Loni Monahan, who provides Mary with weekly updates. “We understand one of every 10 words, but we’re moms, so it’s enough.” Loni’s own son marvels at Eric’s almost preternatural calm in the face of adversity. “The kid’s in jail, and with all his issues, he’s the one keeping us sane,” Pat says.

Frimpong is small in size, but he seems to have avoided many of the pitfalls of life behind bars. He even calls many of his fellow inmates his friends. One of them is 45 year-old Terry Carter, who served time with Frimpong at Santa Barbara County Jail. “Eric was a godsend, just an amazingly positive influence,” he says. “It’s funny, but to guys twice his size, the kid’s a leader.”

Every day, Frimpong led group exercises in the yard, but his primary pastime was Bible study. Before his arrival it was Hispanics-only, so Eric started his own, and some of them joined his.

“It’s a terrible thing that happened to me,” Frimpong says. “Being in here, I keep asking myself why God put me in that situation. And then it struck me: Maybe I can reach more people, help more people, if they hear my story.” His supporters say it’s working. “All you have to do is look at Frimmer’s camp — he hasn’t lost anyone,” Vom Steeg says. “In fact, since the trial, he’s actually gaining supporters.” In Ghana, Frimpong’s plight is well-documented by the media. In Santa Barbara, people continue to proclaim his innocence, even when it’s not easy to do so. After writing several opinion pieces in the local papers, Kim Seefeld was inexplicably subpoenaed to appear at the hearings on the motion for a new trial. (She was never called to testify.) “I got harassed by the DA, subpoenaed and threatened, all because I stuck my neck out for someone I believe is innocent,” says Seefeld, who plans to continue her writing. “That’s what happens to a citizen who dares to question our justice system in Santa Barbara.”

And then there are the letters from all over the world, many containing donations. “These are people who don’t even know Eric, have never spoken directly to him,” Loni Monahan says with awe. “Eric was born to be a pro soccer player, but he’s realized he has more impact in the direction he’s going. There’s a groundswell going on.”

The key addition to Team Frimpong is Ronald Turner, a Sacramento-based, court-appointed appellate attorney who has filed the opening brief in an appeal with the Second Appellate ­District of California. The process gives Frimpong hope. So too does his dream of eventually attending seminary and becoming a priest. Not that he has given up on turning pro. “He’s very determined,” says Andy Iro, Frimpong’s friend and former teammate, now with the MLS’ Columbus Crew. “His reputation has been tarnished, but if anyone can come out of this a better person, it’s Eric.”

Many nights, Frimpong says, he dreams the same dream: He is running, but not from anyone or anything. His bare feet punch the shoreline, toes clawing the sand, while the sun sets on the Pacific Ocean. “My body can be in prison,” he says. “But my mind and soul are in Santa Barbara.”

Something bad happened there. Two young lives were suddenly, sadly interrupted. But in the end, something good may still come of it.

Ok, everyone, let’s start the meeting. Before you start talking about winning us Oscars, I’ve got the best idea for a movie ever. It’s about an alien race that lands on Earth but they are actually “robots in disguise.” Catchy isn’t it? These large robot-alien things can have a civil war on Earth, because, well, we need a plot. And that’ll pretty much be the plot for the entire movie and all of the sequels–and there will be sequels.

I know it’s kind of weak, but come on, we’re creating a summer blockbuster here, it’s not like people will actually have to like it. We’ll just hype it up so much with viral marketing campaigns and MySpace that they will feel left out if they don’t see it. Trust me, once they are in the theater with their over-sized popcorn and gallon of soda, we will pump so much CG work into this movie that it’ll overload their senses and no one will remember that they actually paid $10 to see this piece of crap. If all else fails, we’ll just add a really hot chick bending over muscle cars and motorcycles, like on the covers of those magazines behind the counter at the gas station. That will surely bring some nerdlings into the movie, if they aren’t already drooling over the concept of robots on Earth.

Oh, and since these robot-aliens (or is it alien-robots?) are larger-than-life, that means we’ll need some larger-than-life explosions to take them down. Williams, start looking for directors. Get me anyone but Michael Bay, he is sooo 1998.

Now what about actor choices? We need a strong, manly actor that can lead the entirety of mankind to victory over a highly-advanced alien race, and in the process woo over any female lead that we throw his way. Suggestions? Hmm, Greenberg, you may be onto something, Arnold Schwarzenegger would be perfect! Oh, oh, and he could be a robot himself, too! What’s that, Crawford? He’s busy running California right now? Oh you’re right, damn, and he’s literally larger than these robot-aliens, anyway. He’d dwarf them in comparison and the camera angles would never work. Hey, I’ve got it: Shia Lebeouf! He’s not any of the things I mentioned we needed, but we owe it to him after that vine-swinging scene in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

What’ve you got for me, Williams? Michael Bay is the only one who will touch this concept? Fine. He’s in. As long as he doesn’t put meteoroid-looking fireballs hurling through buildings like in Armageddon, into this movie we should be fine…or Ben Affleck.

Any other suggestions before a power lunch? Yes, Johnson? That’s a fantastic idea! We definitely should base it off an old cartoon series from the 80s; don’t even get me started on the merchandising possibilities! Plus that will save time on robot-design, we’ll just rip off the old stuff. Speaking of kids, my kids have been listening to this band, Linkin Park, and I think they would be great for the soundtrack. The music is over-produced and it all sounds the same, but it has an industrial flair to it which will be perfect for the robot-alien theme. It’s sure to get us, at least, an MTV Movie award.

I think we’ll end the meeting on a high note. Oh, and get in touch with James Cameron, I want him to re-direct a film version of Titanic: The Musical. Mel Brooks did it with The Producers, I think it’s golden.

- David the Day

its not that she hates obama, there are plenty of people with average to above average intelegence who hate him.

watch and see what i mean

Are Violent Video Games Preparing Kids For The Apocalypse?

They call it the Pistol Shrimp because it can snap its larger claw shut so fast that it causes an underwater shockwave to travel straight outward from the appendage. The resulting blast is powerful enough to kill small fish at a distance, and even stun much larger ones. In a nutshell, the Pistol Shrimp has evolved its hand into a god damn gun. It is one of only a few species capable of producing Sonoluminescence – which is a sound so loud that it actually produces light – because the bubble created by this claw-shot, upon collapsing, briefly creates temperatures hotter than the sun. So to sum up: There is a shrimp out there in the ocean – right now  – that wields a power akin to that of the sun itself, and fires death-rays from its claws. I’d stay away from the Red Lobsters for a while, because when the revolution comes, they will not be spared.     -Atom Web

Not that I’m complaining, I’m just wondering where they went.

Black Guys on a Beautiful Day

Take care and if you celebrate any other crazy holidays besides x-mas like quanza, or festivas you should prepare too

Merry x-mas and a happy new year (hopefully)

JohnJ

-Endless Mike

AUDITION NOTICE

The Film Factory

Casting for upcoming project to be submitted for the St. Petersburg Film Festival

Auditions will be held at the West Coast Players Theatre

21905 US 19 N
Clearwater
(In the Clearwater 19 Commerce Center)

Dates: Saturday November 15 – 10 AM (or by appointment)

ROLES AVAILABLE

Sonny: 30s scruffy, gigolo-manner, rough, self-involved, has a tumultuous, heated relationship with wife, Delores. He’s edgy, expresses resentment, blue-collar type.

Delores: 30s, stay at home wife of Sonny. Argumentative, very loud, pushy, demanding. She’s fed up with Sonny at this point. Transplanted Bronx attitude.

Gloria: late 20s early 30s, innocent, risk-taker, a little shy, adventurous, simple. Not the prom-queen but pretty. She has a beautiful spirit about her. An innate sweetness.

Elsie: 20s, tall, thin, has a quality that is eye-catching, but not in a super model way, Just something that is attractive. (no dialogue planned, mostly presence.)

Military Officer (Chinese, Cuban, Columbian, etc.): late 30s-40s air of leadership, very official (no dialogue planned, mostly presence.) Chinese should be clean cut.  All others can be clean cut but scruffy and bearded is desired.

Also looking for 6-8 Extras

For more information on location or scheduling conflicts, contact:

Alan Mohney Jr. / 727-224-2192 / wcplayers@gmail.com

The video above if for you to laugh at but I want to stress the need for new foreign policy. Too many have died in the past 8 years because of bushes foreign policy and i think its time for a new one.

thanks guys

JohnJ-

Update: Jayson did another for us!

Contact us for more info!

Enjoy, it appears to be John J, Endless Mike, and Corporate Jerod as robots, and rainbowy.

The choice is yours.

Please put this on your myspace and send it to everyone you know
JohnJ

EPA Shuts Down Local Ghost-Entrapment Business

It’s stuff like this that gets me through the morning. I’ve been at work for 1.5 hours already, and it’s only 9 a.m. Mind you, I was used to getting up at 10 a.m. for my last job.

Despite all of the discussion of Sarah Palin’s performance as governor of Alaska, there has been little analysis of the simplest measure of performance: attendance. As Woody Allen said many years ago, “80 percent of success is just showing up.”

The Washington Post recently reported that, in her first 19 months as governor, Palin billed the state of Alaska per diem charges for 312 days she spent at her home in Wasilla. Palin’s staff has explained that it was appropriate to bill the state for expenses related to Palin staying in her own house because her “official duty station” was at the state capital of Juneau, where the governor’s official office and mansion are located. But that argument raises a different question: How much time did that leave for her to spend at her “official duty station”?

Nineteen months totals 578 days, but after subtracting weekends and holidays, it is only about 397 workdays. Assuming Palin did not routinely bill the state for staying in her own home on weekends and holidays, she would have spent no more than 85 workdays in the state capital over the course of her 19 months in office, even if she traveled nowhere else in Alaska or outside of the state. That compares with 168 days that the Alaska Legislature was in session during the same period.

One of the state’s leading papers, the Juneau Empire, described her attendance like this:

“Palin has spent little time in Juneau, rarely coming to the state capital except when the Legislature was in session, and sometimes not even then. During a recent special session called by Palin herself, she faced criticism from several legislators for not showing up personally to push for her agenda. Someone at the Capitol even printed up buttons asking, ‘Where’s Sarah?’”

Why does the governor of Alaska need to be in the state capital? There are two big reasons — and probably many smaller ones. The first big reason is that she appoints most of the people who manage the 15 departments of Alaska’s state government, containing more than 100 divisions and employing more than 50,000 people. Nearly all the department heads and division directors are headquartered in Juneau. E-mails and telephone calls alone are not effective for the governor to get advice, give directions and follow up to ensure that appropriate policy is being implemented. It is obvious that the ability to fully monitor the performance of the bureaucracies any governor has chosen to lead is greatly restricted if the governor does not spend significant time on the ground where the operations of government are housed.

But also of great importance is the governor’s ability to work with the legislature to update state policies and offer new programs for improving governance. Any effective governor must work on an ongoing basis with not only the leadership of both houses in the state legislature to build consensus and draft the governor’s proposals into language that both houses can accept, but also committee chairmen and recalcitrant members whose votes are needed to support key portions of the governor agenda.

It appears that in the upside-down situation that has occurred in Juneau over the past year and a half, almost all of the members of the Alaska Legislature were in the state capital far more often than the governor.

One member told the Juneau Empire, “At a time when [Palin’s] leadership was truly needed, we didn’t know where she was.”

One has to wonder whether the chef at the governor’s mansion that Palin takes credit for firing may not have simply left the job out of sheer boredom.

When I was first out of college, I worked for a period as a bill drafter for the Missouri Legislature. At that time, it was the practice for the governor to apportion thousands of state patronage jobs to members of the Legislature to pass on to their political supporters. Although some of these jobs paid little more than minimum wage, they were very much in demand because they were so-called no-show jobs: You could collect your paycheck without regularly reporting for work. Some individuals were able to obtain two or three such jobs and still work outside of state government as a real estate broker, bank employee or in some other private sector job.

Hopefully, Missouri’s and all state governments have fully abandoned such corrupt and wasteful practices. But every governor faces an ongoing challenge to ensure that each employee provides a full day of work for a full day of pay. That challenge is certainly greater if the governor is found infrequently at the “official duty station.” It is still greater if state employees realize the governor is being rewarded with state revenue for staying at home.

Boom-
JohnJ

JohnJ

This guy has a great song about teaching creationism in schools, and John made a very interesting observation about creationism last night. He said something along the lines of, “Dude, it takes 5 seconds to teach Creationism: ‘God made everything.’ Now how about teaching science which takes several lifetimes to understand everything.” For a guy with long hair, he sure is insightful.

Anyway, enjoy these awesome videos!

To Be a Liberal:

Creation Science 101:

Dick Cheney:

-David the Day

The point of that story is every year on this day i still see new footage. Its the peoples faces that really make me break down they are scared and confused and covered in dust. They say things to the camera that we can never understand, and they look at things that aren’t there. Every year i still shed tears for those poor souls who had to suffer through that

so lets take a moment of silence or say a prayer or take a shot or do whatever it is you do on a occasion like this

thank you

JohnJ

According to John J from our last episode, 129 college Presidents have signed a statement calling on elected officials to lower the legal drinking age limit to 18. This is a good idea, and they should go even lower than that, much like countries in Europe and around the world.

Here in America, alcohol (like many things), is paradoxically looked upon with both disgust and admiration. It’s very similar to how our advertising industry is fueled by sex, even though sex itself, or anything remotely related to sex (such as a naked body) is taboo. The point is that alcohol should stop being looked upon as such an evil entity, and should be embraced into our culture (like wine in France or Italy, or a pint at the local pub in England or Ireland). By restricting alcohol’s use, it makes teens and young adults very curious, and want to consume even more. Just think of the Prohibition: generally speaking, drinking actually increased and a lot of illegal activities stemmed from it. It was Bad News Bears for everyone except Al Capone.

With proper supervision and education, younger drinkers won’t be so tempted to binge or get themselves into situations that are potentially dangerous. Many teen drunken-driving deaths could have been prevented if the teen wasn’t scared about calling their parents up and asking for a ride; they were too afraid of getting in trouble.

So the question is, citizens of Something Planet: Should the legal age for drinking alcohol be lowered or discarded? Below is a poll, and also please comment on this blog and let us know what you think about it. We love to hear everyone’s opinions, no matter what it is!

[EDIT: Even though this may hurt my opinion, I forgot to mention that the reason these college Presidents are so adamant about lowering the drinking age is student retention. The underage students can't have disciplinary actions brought against them if drinking is legal, and therefore they'll be able to stay in school and give the college more money. To them, it's about the almighty dollar first, and the safety of the students as an afterthought.]

But since you weren’t, I, the ever-thoughtful Stueyb, have posted the three headliners for your enjoyment!

Oh yea, sorry about the foreign language commentating, it couldnt be helped.

Just think of it like Rosetta Stone meets Bloodsport…education via combat;)

Awkward Rap

-JohnJ

1) China won the most gold medals at the Beijing Games with 51. They become the first country to crack the 50-gold mark since the Soviet Union in 1988. The most golds ever won in a single Olympics is 83 (United States, 1984).

2) It’s the first time since 1936 that a country other than the United States or the Soviet Union has led the medal count.

3) China won more golds in Beijing (51) than they did total medals in Atlanta (50).

4) ‘Project 119′ was a Chinese initiative designed toward winning golds in the medal-rich sports of swimming, track, rowing, kayaking and sailing. Reports are already crediting Project 119 with China’s dominance in the gold medal count, but Chinese athletes won just four golds in those sports. Their total was instead augmented by even better performances in Chinese-dominated events like diving, gymnastics and table tennis.

5) The United States won the same amount of golds (36) that they did in Athens, continuing a remarkable consistency that the nation has exhibited over the past half-century. American Olympic gold totals since 1952: 40, 32, 34, 36, 45, 33, 34, 83, 36, 37, 44, 38, 36 and 36. (The outlier of 83 was from the boycotted 1984 Los Angeles Olympics.)

6) The overall medal count was won by the United States for the fourth consecutive Olympics. The U.S. earned 110 medals, compared to China’s 100.

7) Per capita, China won one gold medal for every 25 million people in the country. The United States’ per capita rate was one gold for every 8.5 million. The tiny island nation of Jamaica, which won a staggering six golds in Beijing, had a per capita rate of one gold for every 450,000 residents. Had China won at that rate, the country would have earned 2,889 golds.

Greece won 16 medals as the host country in 2004. Four years later, the founders of the Olympics managed just four — their lowest total since 1992.

9) African countries won a total of 40 medals, the highest total in history for the continent.

10) Six countries won their first ever Olympic medals: Afghanistan, Bahrain, Mauritius, Sudan, Tajikistan and Togo.

11) Great Britain won 47 medals, the most in their history and a 17-medal increase from Athens. Expect an even higher total in 2012, when the Games will be held in London for the first time in 68 years. The last time Great Britain competed in a Summer Olympics on its home turf, they earned a disappointing three golds.

12) India has 17% of the world’s population. They won 0.31% of Olympic medals.

13) China: 19.8% of population, 10.4% of medals.

14) United States: 4.6% of population, 11.5% medals.

15) Jamaica: 0.041% of population, 1.15% medals.

16) Iceland was the least populous country to win an Olympic medal.

17) Pakistan was the most populous country not to win an Olympic medal (164 million residents, sixth-largest nation in the world).

18) Michael Phelps would have finished tied for 9th in the gold medal count, ahead of countries including France, Netherlands, Spain, Canada, Argentina, Switzerland, Brazil and Mexico.

19) The rest of the world won seven golds in men’s swimming events. Phelps, of course, won eight.

20) The United States won the most golds (7) and most total medals in the track competition (23), despite having what was widely considered a disappointing meet

21) More proof that boxing is dead in the United States: the country earned just one medal (a bronze) in the 12 boxing events. Even after three straight disappointing boxing performances at the Summer Games, the U.S. has still won the most Olympic boxing medals (109) in history.

22) China won 8 out of 12 possible medals in table tennis and 7 of 8 possible golds in diving.

23) Great Britain won 7 of 10 golds in track cycling and won 12 medals overall. The rest of the world earned 18 medals in the sport.

24) National gold-medal sweeps: Basketball (USA), Beach Volleyball (USA), Rhythmic Gymnastics (RUS), Synchronized Swimming (RUS), Table Tennis (CHN) and Trampoline (CHN).

25) Sweden had the best medal tally (4 silver, 1 bronze) without winning a gold.

26) Armenia won 6 bronze medals, but no gold or silver ones.

27) Speaking of former Soviet states, members of the former Soviet Union won a total of 173 medals in Beijing.

28) In 1992, Cuba finished 5th in the gold medal count. In 2008, the nation finished 28th.

29) From 1980 to 2008, Jamaica won three Olympic golds. In a span of six days in Beijing, Usain Bolt won three.

30) Sweden was a fixture in the top-three of the overall medal count for the early part of the 20th century. In Beijing, the Scandinavian country finished 38th and was shut-out in golds for just the second time in history.

31) Panama and Mongolia won the first gold medals in their respective histories.

32) China won 27 gold medals in judged sports.

33) The United States won 4 gold medals in judged sports.

34) China’s “real” medal tally was 24/17/14/55.

35) The “real” medal tally for the United States: 32/31/27/80.

36) In all, 958 medals were handed out to athletes from 87 countries, the most medals and medal receipients in Olympic history.

Its been three days since the first zombie attacks. Right now were hold up in my office building. That is me (Mike Lance), John, David, Stuart, Jerod, Larissa and Leah. We came here because I knew it would be a good defensible position as the doors are locked with magnetic locks and the windows are hard plastic, not glass. Unfortunately there’s little food here but there’s a Hess station nearby, we’re going to sneak out in a few minutes to try and salvage some of the perishables. It is now 12 minutes after midnight on August twenty-second.

Educated at Kingston University, she has got some skills…but chooses to animate as if she were a child…seems wacky at first…but the result is amazing!

observe.

learn about the artist below.

Interestingly enough, they apparently got their name from an alleged quote of R&B mega-songstress Beyonce, where she stated she was “tired of being sexy”.The band formed in 2003 and have been on the grind ever since.Popular in South America, they are poised to make a splash in the States sooner rather then later.

Check em’ out…

Leave a comment or two por favor…

it gets lonely on the intertubes.

As you all know, we have changed the format of our music section for the podcast(we are solely featuring independent artists now)but I(Stueyb)still feel obliged to post some great tunes from signed artists that hold a special place in the warm and chocolatey depths of my aortal region.

Me and endlessmike were obsessed with this first song when it had just been released back in 2002.Definitely one of the catchiest tunes I have ever heard,and I love it just as much today as I did then!

this second jam is one of my all time favorite metal tunes!
Two brilliant rock vocalists showing off the different textures and emotional extremes of their respective vocal instruments while being solidly supported by an aggressive backbeat tempered by snarling but melodic guitar harmonies riding a swollen wave of throbbing bass tones!

Can you tell this song holds a special place for yo’ boy Stueyb?

As a matter of fact,me(Stueyb)endlessmike and corporatejerod spent nearly three hours at our local Ihop the other night discussing human potential and the next step in mans mental evolution as it pertains to the sciences.
Anyway, heres another cool ass person(literally)who defies the perceived limits of the human body!woo!

On August 7 2008 the country of Georgia invaded the self declared independent country of South Ossetia. The country of Russia was quick to go to South Ossetia’s defense by occupying the country and forcing the Georgian army to retreat back into its homeland. When the Russian army pursued the Georgians the President of Georgia declared Russia guilty of unmotivated aggression.

At this point it should be noted that the Russian army found evidence of war crimes in the small towns and villages of South Ossetia, the Georgians attempted genocide on the South Ossetian people.

Georgia, for its part, claims it began its offensive as retaliation for  The South Ossetian shelling of Georgian villages. South Ossetia denies this claim.

As of today the Georgians have declared a legally binding cease fire but on the scene witnesses say that Georgian troups are still shelling the Ossetian capital.

As of August 12 Russia has declared a cease fire and an ended to military operations in Ossetia, But there are rumors of Russian tanks shelling the city of Gori which Russia denies. An associated Press correspondant apparently saw and spoke with Russian vehicles south of Gori, heading to the city.

Just a little FYI for everybody.

Awards will be held Friday, August 8th, 2008 from 7 – 11 p.m.

Nova 535 Art Longue
535 Dr Martin Luther King Jr. Street North
St. Petersburg, Florida, 33701

and saw Phil Palisoul. He killed. Even the openers were great. Phil was on the most recent season of

Last comic standing I dont watch that show but just because of him i may watch the whole season

Hes gonna be in town all weekend so if you can go check him out  you can buy tickets at www.sidesplitterscomedy.com

hopefully we can get him on the show for an interview  soon untill then watch this and go see the show this weekend

JohnJ

   Lets get right down to brass tacks, I thouroughly enjoyed this movie. Points of major note were the outstanding cinematography and scoring. I actually found myself staring more at the beautiful scenery and listening to the gorgeous remix of the X-files theme than paying attention to the movie.

While the scenery was beautiful, the actors were not. The casting director of this movie decided that the most attractive person in this movie would be David Duchovny, with the possible exception of Xzibit as the “colored” fbi agent. Everyone else was an experiment in grotesquery. I have never seen a more motley crew of busted looking broads than was showcased in this movie.

Lastly, while near the end the story got really good and spine tingling, there were even a few scenes that made my skin crawl, the story was not very supernatural but it had more than enough straight out weirdness for me.

7.5/10 Planets for “X-Files: I Want to Believe”           

-Endless Mike

We also hope to have our 48 Hour Film Project uploaded sometime next week for you all to see.

Directed & Produced By
David Day

Asst. Director
John J Murray

Written By
Stuart Best
John J Murray
David Day
Mike Lance

Starring
Mike Lance as “Father Harrison”
John Murray as “Sam”
Melanie Marie Bierweiler as “Alice Porter”
Tony Vanden-Eynden as “Bob Percival”
Mike Fornino as “Stabbing Victim #1″
Vida Svandstrom as “Samantha Porter”
Ella Svandstrom as “Rachael Porter”
Leah Harrison as “Girl #1″
Larissa Morales as “Girl #2″

Director of Photography
Alex Alvarez

Camera Ops
Pam Hartzell

Editor
Rich Roddman

Lighting
Jeremy Peplow

Misc. Crew
Anna Faiola
Mike Fornino

Stunt Coordinator
John J Murray

Cyborg Maintenance
Aki Nirasaki

Special Thanks To:
Johan Svandstrom
Sherer Manufacturing
Ashlie Mohney
Alan Mohney     

>

now enjoy the fistic brilliance of the Brazillian buzzsaw Anderson Silva.
He’s freaky good at the art of Punking Out Other Tough and Scary Men, In a Very Attractive and Satisfying Way.
A lost art, to be certain.

He is also very polite and gracious, with a strangely high and pleasant speaking voice.
*shudders at the dichotomy*

now for Batman…the undisputed open-weight champion of awesomeness.This amazing movie gets an incredible 10/10 planets from The StuMachine.Go see it now!

Enjoy.

Objectively speaking, some aspects of the plot ran a little thin, but in the face of all of this films many other shining attributes, it is to be forgiven.

Go see it, it gets an admirable 8 out of 10 planets from the Stu Monster!

stueyb

With our new polls about Hott twins, and how sexy you think we are I just wanted to make sure everyone knows sexual harassment is not ok.

Here are some imformative videos for you to watch on the subject.

Thank you,

JohnJ

If you signed up as a user in the last couple of days (when we only had one posting on here) you may have to sign up again. Unless of course, you had a user on here before the site went down, then you’re golden.

Make sure to vote for which Something Planet member you think is sexiest, unless you already have.

Episode #9 will be posted soon! And Episode #10 is kind of a milestone for us, so we’re inviting all of our friends and fans out to be at our recording this Sunday! We’re going to let everyone have a chance to say something on the show! We’ll do a ask you one question, and you get to ask us one question thing, and if you want to help out with your favorite segment (mysteriousnesses, MMA, freak of the week, intertubes news, etc.) just let us know and I’m sure we can work something out.

So if you’re a fan of Something Planet, and you’re in the Tampa Bay area and have nothing to do at 8 p.m. on Sunday, send us an e-mail something@somethingplanet.com and we’ll let you come chill with us. All we ask is that you chip in a few bucks for pizza, but if you’re broke that’s cool too.

If you pick John J, you’re blind; if you pick Stuey B, you’re afraid of being racist; if you pick David the Day, you’re gay; and if you pick Endless Mike, your name is probably Larissa. Just kidding, there’s nothing wrong with picking either of these extremely hot gentlemen, just be honest!

*dramatic pause*

Yeah, that’s what I said.

I’m doing a full format recovery on my hard drive now, in hopes I can find the temp file or the original full size file of the podcast. Stay tuned. If nothing else, we’ll have the beta version of our show that we’ve never released to the public. Episode # -1

In the meantime, check out survival tips for the upcoming zombie armageddon. Endless Mike posted some “general guidelines” to surviving… read them in the post before this one.

Cheers!
-David the Day

1. Never rely on melee weaponry. To be used only as a last resort and never close range. Try and equip yourself with a spear, pitchfork, lance, etc,..

2. Zombies lack the necessary motor skills to climb ladders, unlock doors, and open anything generally more complicated than a push door. Take this into account when selecting your hiding spot and above all do not stay in the same spot for more than a week as this is generally the amount of time it takes for zombies to congregate in large enough numbers to make escape impossible.

3. Zombies rely on their senses of sight and smell mostly. Generally only sudden sharp noises attract them so their is no need to be super careful or stealthy.

4. If zombies do not feed for a certain length of time, generally three to for days, then they “deactivate” and only become active again when food draws near. So do not assume that a silent building is an empty building.

Hopefully these tips will help you survive the upcoming zombie holocaust. Trust me, I know what Im talking about. If you get trapped near florida come find me. Ill be the one still alive.

-”Endless” Mike

(813)-964-PLANET (7526)

We’ll pick the best compliments and most interesting voicemails each week to play on the show. So get crackin!!!

From now on i only drink this stuff

Go check it out!

1. Open iTunes
2. Go to the iTunes Store
3. Go to “Podcasts”
4. Go to the “Comedy” category
5. At the top of the screen you’ll see “New And Noteable”, click the right arrow button, and you’ll see us listed!

Haha, s@&#’s weak!!! I guess Steve Jobs liked my “iPod slim” comment that I mentioned in Episode #2!

We also added a photo gallery of our sexy selves over there on the left, aptly named “Photo Gallery”.

I installed a new site manager that provides more features not only on the backend, but also more features for you guys! One of the main things is you can register over there on the right. If you do this, you can post comments with your own username so people can’t pretend they’re you. There’s also a podcast playlist on the left and other stuff that you might not immediately notice.

We are now listed on iTunes! Check it out and give us a 5-star review!

In the meantime, register with our site and post some comments. And for the love of Something, e-mail us! We need suggestions and QUESTIONS for our Q & A section. We’ll answer anything, and it can be totally anonymous if you don’t want us mentioning your name.

We’re recording Episode #2 Sunday night, so look for the newest podcast Monday!

Oh, and thanks to Celeste for helping us with the official Something Planet logo! She’s a graphical designer and she freelances, so if you’ve got a job you need done, e-mail me davidtheday@somethingplanet.com and I’ll get you in touch with her.

Anyway here is something to check out before our next show:

I love this and so should you.

I don’t think its real, but I hope someone out there is this stupid enough to think so.

Right now we’re working on a weekly, hour-long podcast that talks about very important issues such as: music, movies, art, mixed martial arts, and of course the most important of them all…things that are happening on the Internet…oh yeah, and maybe politics too.

So what we want you to do is start commenting on what you think is important enough to post in a blog/podcast…because let’s face it, nothing is more important than what you put into a blog. It’s like a diary…only public and nobody cares.

Feel free to post comments below or you can e-mail us at the addresses listed below:

JohnJ – johnj@somethingplanet.com
Stuart – stueyb@somethingplanet.com
David the Day – davidtheday@somethingplanet.com

All 3 of us – something@somethingplanet.com